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November 7, 2003

Being the completely unoriginal person that I am, I am just going to do the Friday Five today. So there.

1. What food do you like that most people hate?
Sushi, sardines, pretty fishy stuff. J’adore les poissons, et j’aime manger les poissons. In the veggie dept there's broccoli, brussels sprouts and spinach. Also liverwurst… I went through a phase a couple of summers ago where all I wanted to eat was liverwurst sandwiches. Totally want some now.

2. What food do you hate that most people love?
Ew. Peas. And most squash. Just could never get into it. Any pork. Also most junk food, i.e. twinkies, hoho’s, anything that uses animal fat and sugar to stuff cake. Double-ick.

3. What famous person, whom many people may find attractive, is most unappealing to you?
Ben Affleck. He looks like a drunk(en buffoon). And I’ll bet he smells like it too.

4. What famous person, whom many people may find unappealing, do you find attractive?
Giovanni Ribisi (?). Yeah, but it’s kind of a sick kind of attraction. Also Mike Dirnt from Green Day. Weird.

5. What popular trend baffles you?
The 70’s clothing-comeback: it’s truly horrible. I’m sorry, but most of it was just butt-fugly then, and I don’t want to see it now. Hate. The phrase, “bling-bling.” I didn’t find it funny the first time. Also, I can’t stand the shirts that bunch up in the middle like 13yo’s ballet outfits. The fuck? These must be made with only those with small breasts in mind; perhaps to give an illusion of cleavage or something. This does not make any fucking sense. Oh, and shorts or pants that have sayings like “brat” or “princess” or “cutie” written across the ass. Please. If you want people to look at your ass (this means you too, girls with g-strings showing), why don’t you just show your fucking ass? Or just have one pair of shorts that say “look at my ass!” on it. How clever. Ugh.

In other news,

I am 72.5% British, just like
Michael Caine
Though you know your way around London you are most likely to retire to the West Coast of the USA.

Take the Brit Quiz at

Quiz written by Daz


Totally with you on Ben Affleck. I find him repellant. I bet he has sushi breath. Ick.

Posted by: Deanne at November 12, 2003 1:36 AM