Last night, I sat at the Virginia Cafe in downtown Portland, Oregon and listened to not only the patrons around me, but the kitchen staff behind the swinging door as well, sniffle as McCain and Obama made heartwrenching speeches of both hope and change.
To McCain - Thank you for the graceful concession. I wish you well.
To Obama - Good show. See you on January 20th. I'm sure there's lots to do before then.
To the American people - You are forgiven. Thank you for not fucking this up again.
Writing to resume commensurately.
